Two Cents: We See Scary Movies

A horror movie podcast with opinions, sarcasm, and absolutely no obligation to be polite.

What This Podcast Is

Two Cents is a bi-weekly horror podcast hosted by people who love the genre, hate bad decisions, and have no interest in pretending every movie is good. Each month revolves around a theme, because chaos is better when it’s organized.

Theme-based months Full spoilers, always Sarcasm encouraged Hot takes included

Featured Episodes

The Clovehitch Killer

Theme: Dads Are Deadly (June 2025)

Dad’s got secrets — and they’re buried deep. After meeting a girl obsessed with true crime, a teen begins to question whether his father may be hiding something far worse than a quiet suburban life.

Eden Lake

Theme: Lakes (May 2025)

A romantic getaway turns into a brutal nightmare when a couple crosses paths with a group of violent locals and learns just how unforgiving isolation can be.

April Fool’s Day (1986)

Theme: Pranks (April 2025)

A weekend reunion turns deadly when pranks escalate, friendships fracture, and no one can tell what’s a joke anymore — including the audience.

Coming in March

Kills Like Teen Spirit

High school horror, bad friends, worse outcomes.

From the Hosts

We don’t just podcast about horror. We write it too.

Friendows

A dark short-story anthology by Talon and her son Weston, exploring control, obsession, and the systems that profit from both. A family project with sharp teeth.

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Dan’s Short Stories

A collection of horror fiction currently in progress. More details coming soon.

Coming Soon