TWO CENTS
Two Cents: We See Scary Movies

A horror movie podcast with opinions, sarcasm, and absolutely no obligation to be polite.

What This Podcast Is

Two Cents is a bi-weekly horror podcast hosted by people who love the genre, hate bad decisions, and have no interest in pretending every movie is good. Each month revolves around a theme, because chaos is better when it’s organized.

Theme-based months Full spoilers, always Sarcasm encouraged Hot takes included

Featured Episodes

The Clovehitch Killer

Theme: Dads Are Deadly (June 2025)

Dad’s got secrets — and they’re buried deep. After meeting a girl obsessed with true crime, a teen begins to question whether his father may be hiding something far worse than a quiet suburban life.

Cherry Falls

Theme: Kills Like Teen Spirit

A small town is thrown into chaos when a killer begins targeting high school virgins. As prom night approaches, panic spreads and the rules of slasher movies are turned upside down.

April Fool’s Day (1986)

Theme: Pranks (April 2025)

A weekend reunion turns deadly when pranks escalate, friendships fracture, and no one can tell what’s a joke anymore — including the audience.

April's Theme

You Make Me Sick!

Infection, parasites, and outbreaks--this month's horror gets under your skin in the worst ways.

From the Hosts

We don’t just podcast about horror. We write it too.

Friendows

A dark short-story anthology by Talon and her son Weston, exploring control, obsession, and the systems that profit from both. A family project with sharp teeth.

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